I’m back! Did you miss me? Life has been crazy hectic lately, but I’ll try to me more consistent with this from now on. I figured it was about time to post that vegetarian chili recipe that I talked about, oh, three or four months ago. It might not be as appropriate now that the weather is starting to get warm again, but still.
Three-bean Vegetable Chili
Ingredients:
- 6 cloves garlic (more or less to taste)
- One large green bell pepper
- One large red onion
- One medium jalapeño pepper
- One large (28-ounce) can of diced tomatoes
- 3 standard (15-ounce) cans of beans, any type (I usually use kidney, black, and cannellini/white)
- One standard can of whole corn
- One bag of Boca meatless crumbles (optional; carnivorous souls can substitute cooked ground beef)
- 3 tablespoons cumin
- 3 tablespoons chili powder
- Powdered cayenne pepper to taste
- Salt and pepper
- Sour cream and shredded cheddar cheese to garnish
Building castles with ingredients can be a fun pre-cooking activity.
Directions:
Peel and mince garlic and sauté in vegetable oil for about 3 minutes on low to medium heat. While this is simmering (and filling your house with one of my favorite aromas ever), finely chop the jalapeño and roughly chop the bell pepper and onion. Add these to the garlic and cook over medium heat for about 7 minutes, adding more oil if necessary.
Sizzle sizzle, y'all
Meanwhile, lightly drain the beans and corn and start them cookin’ in a large pot over medium heat. Add Boca crumbles now, or pre-cooked ground beef if you prefer; both are optional and I promise that your chili will still be super delicious with beans and veggies only.
If it looks like this, you're doing it right.
As the peppers and onions are finishing up (they should be getting soft), I would advise requesting a whiskey and ginger from your boyfriend (or girlfriend, or other minion). This step isn’t necessary necessary, but it’s kind of necessary. Let’s be honest, cooking is much better with alcohol. Those cutesy “I cook with wine! Sometimes I put it in the food too.” magnets don’t lie.
Other cocktails maybe be substituted if desired.
See? Delicious. Now to proceed with the task at hand. Um, okay, set the drink down for one second. There. Good. Add the pepper and onion mixture to the large pot, along with the diced tomatoes. Stir everything up and season with cumin, chili powder, salt, and pepper, tweaking my amounts to taste. Turn heat down a little so that mixture simmers but doesn’t vigorously boil.
So close, young warrior. Breathe it in!
You can get by with simmering the chili for 5 or 10 minutes since you’re not actually cooking stuff. I generally prefer to let it go longer, though, just so all the flavors have more time to meld themselves into the proper conglomeration of Delicious. I’d recommend up to 45 minutes, if you have time. Just make sure you stir occasionally and monitor the heat so it doesn’t start to stick to the pot.
When you’re good and ready, give it a taste. Adjust your seasonings if you need to, then serve it up! Garnish with shredded cheddar and sour cream.
Serving suggestion.
If you try it, leave a comment and let me know what you think. Enjoy!







